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« Reply #135 on: May 06, 2009, 08:03:44 PM » |
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Raabert:Boos,ek good news mein baap bangeya.Un teenonka kya naam rakoon Boooss.
Ajit:pehala ka peter,doosre ka mungle aur teesre ka chin choo miyanese.
Robert:Yeh teesra ka naam chineese kyon Boooss.
Ajit:sunha hai ki har teesra bacha chineese hai
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« Reply #136 on: May 06, 2009, 08:04:08 PM » |
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Scene: Ajit is really angry with Diana
Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.
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« Reply #137 on: May 06, 2009, 08:04:29 PM » |
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Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be
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« Reply #138 on: May 06, 2009, 08:04:48 PM » |
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Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajeet : Nomore !
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« Reply #139 on: May 06, 2009, 08:05:10 PM » |
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Ajit: Robert, hamara helicopter udta hua dur Birmingham pahunch jayega. Hawa se hamara signal hoga ON OFF ON OFF........
Robert: To boss unka signal kya hoga?
Ajit: Abe Rascal, unka hoga OFF ON OFF ON...........
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« Reply #140 on: May 06, 2009, 08:05:44 PM » |
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ajit : robert isney bahut badi bhool ki hai
robert : to kya saza doon boss isko
ajit : isko liquid oxygen mein daal do
robert : ussey kya hoga boss
ajit : itna bhi nahin samajhta hai, LIQUID ISKO JEENAY NAHIN DEGA AUR OXYGEN ISKO MARNEY NAHIN DEGI
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« Reply #141 on: May 06, 2009, 08:06:07 PM » |
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Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
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« Reply #142 on: May 06, 2009, 08:06:21 PM » |
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Ajit and Robert are out for hunting.Suddenly robert spots a peacock
Robert:Boss more,more
Ajit removes his gun and shoots it down and says 'no more'
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« Reply #143 on: May 06, 2009, 08:06:38 PM » |
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Robert catches a traitor and brings it in front of Ajit
Robert :Boss ab is gaddar ko kya sajaa deni hai?
Ajit :ise liquid Oxygen mein daldo
Robert :liquid Oxygen kyun Boss?
Ajit :Liquid ise jeene nahi dega aur Oxygen ise marne nahi dega
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« Reply #144 on: May 06, 2009, 08:06:57 PM » |
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Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: Kyon boss?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.
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« Reply #145 on: May 06, 2009, 08:07:15 PM » |
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Ajit: Rabert, ees kotte ko kala paint laga do!
Rabert: magar, kyoon ?, boss.
Ajit: aarey bevakoof, main eese blackmail karna chatha koon!
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« Reply #146 on: May 06, 2009, 08:07:42 PM » |
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Ajit and Robert were out hunting.
Ajit shot at a Tiger,but the bullet missed the target. The tiger started running towards them.
Robert:Boss,sher hamaare peeche aa raha hai.
Ajit:Gaadi tez chalaao.
Robert:Boss sirf dus feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit:Gaadi aur tez chalaao.
Robert:Boss,sher ab sirf ek feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit:Tum ek kaam karo,left ka signal do aur Gaadi right mein le lo sher confuse ho jayega.
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« Reply #147 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:00 PM » |
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vAfter a local bad guy crosses Ajit.
Ajit: Robert, ees aadmi ko maar Dalo aur ees ki laash ke saath aek kela (banana) aur thoDa milk rakh do.
Robert: vo kyon boss?
Ajit: Aare bavekuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samajegi ke koi cereal killer ne eeska khoon kiya hey.
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« Reply #148 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:21 PM » |
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Ajit is torturing Peter
Rabert is kute ko H20 me dall do. Hydrogen ise jeene nahi dega aur Oxygen ise marane nahi dega.
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« Reply #149 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:36 PM » |
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
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