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« Reply #150 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:54 PM » |
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Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
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« Reply #151 on: May 06, 2009, 08:09:14 PM » |
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Ajit : Rabbart, usse duster se maar do
Rabbart : kyo baas
Ajit : Mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
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« Reply #152 on: May 06, 2009, 08:09:33 PM » |
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Ajit and Robert were out hunting. Ajit shot at a tiger, but the bullet missed the target. The tiger started running towards them.
Robert: Boss, sher hamaare peechhe aa raha hai.
Ajit: Gaadi tez chalao.
Robert: Boss sher sirf dus feet ki doori par hai.
Ajit: Aur tez chalao.
Robert: Boss, sher ab sirf ek foot ki doori par hai.
Ajit: Simple, left ka indicator do, aur gaadi right mein le lo, sher confuse ho jayega.
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« Reply #153 on: May 06, 2009, 08:09:48 PM » |
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Scene - Ajit murders a man.
Ajit: Raabert, is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
Robert: Kyon baas?
Ajit: Fill it, shut it, forget it!
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« Reply #154 on: May 06, 2009, 08:10:13 PM » |
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AJIT: Robert is ko microprocessor may daal do !
Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala!
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« Reply #155 on: May 06, 2009, 08:10:37 PM » |
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Raaabatt, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...
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« Reply #156 on: May 06, 2009, 08:10:58 PM » |
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Robert: Boss, is peter ke bacche ne hamare saath gaddari ki hai.
Ajit: Robert , usay revalving chair me bita dho, patha chal jayega ki 'chakkar' kya hai..
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« Reply #157 on: May 06, 2009, 08:11:20 PM » |
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Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it.
ROBERT: BASS!!!!! MIKE HUMEIN JEENE NAHIN DEGA!!
AJIT: KOI BAAT NAHIN,ROBERT,USEY CHAMPAGNE MEIN BHIGO DO, SHAME USEY JEENE NAHIN DEGA AUR PAIN USEY MARNE NAHIN DEGA..
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« Reply #158 on: May 06, 2009, 08:11:41 PM » |
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Robert: Bass!!!!!!!!Mac humey cheat kar raha hai.........
Ajit: Koi baat nahin.tum do CROSS leke aao..........
Robert: Kyon bass???
Ajit: Hum ushe Double-cross karenge.
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« Reply #159 on: May 06, 2009, 08:12:14 PM » |
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Scene: Ajit and Raabert in a car being chased by loin..
AJIT: RAABERT,peeche dekho kahin wo loin kareeb to nahin aaraha hai?
RAABERT: Bass wo tho aor paas aaraha hai!
AJIT: THIK HAI RIGHT ka INDICATOR Deke left turn lo!
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« Reply #160 on: May 06, 2009, 08:16:37 PM » |
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Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge
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« Reply #161 on: May 06, 2009, 08:18:37 PM » |
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Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out likh do .
Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!
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« Reply #162 on: May 06, 2009, 08:19:18 PM » |
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Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
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